No babes, no bimbos, no screaming spouses wielding 9-irons.
Why, if you can believe what you read, Augusta is stricter than a monastery about enforcing the rules of silence and prohibiting the opposite sex from sullying the sacred space of the male species.
Maybe it’s just as well that the women can’t see the men all a-Twitter about Tiger’s return. Might make women wonder about the guys…
Guys have been so bummed that golf was boring again without the big T. And boring means losing money. A great deal of it.
Guys are giddy because Tiger’s Return will mean GAZILLIONS of dollars for ESPN and CBS — and you can jolly well bet that the sponsors are falling over themselves to get 15-30-60 seconds of airtime during the Master’s tournament. Bookies are delirious right now. This is HUGE for the sports betting world.
All is forgiven in guyland. It was just cocktail waitresses, right? Really…!!
March is Women’s History Month. Let’s pause to acknowledge that even after all these years, we haven’t come such a long way, baby. The Masters of the Universe have spoken; the Masters must go on.