Maybe it’s just because Halloween is tomorrow, but the news has been full of scary things this week.  And I’m not even counting the Redskins.  As if you needed more reasons to hoard your Hershey’s Kisses from the trick or treaters so that you can curl up on the couch and enjoy them yourself, here’s just a short list of recent scary headlines:

Cable Snaps on the San Francisco Bay Bridge!

Airplane Pilots On Laptops Instead of Flying the Plane!

Swine Flu Vaccine Contains Mercury! (Not to worry, it’s in short supply anyway!!)

David Letterman Created Hostile Work Environment!

MARC  Trains Start Random Baggage Screenings!

Levi Johnston to Appear in Playgirl!

“Balloon Boy” Dad Made Into Action Figure

Dan Snyder Repents, Donates Redskins Franchise to Charity!

Ok, so I made the last one up.   And it’s not scary but hopeful….

Happy Halloween to all!!  Be careful out there!!  Don’t let the headlines scare you!